All of you mocking Keith Gessen for this have clearly not spent enough time with Andrew “Fuck You Over For A Dollar” Krucoff.—
Update: 99 responds - “A. When did Andrew ever make money from any of this? Andrew “Fuck You Over For a Pageview” Krucoff would be more accurate. b. And he would have donated that dollar to needy children. Really.”
(via katiebakes)So Katie’s quoting me and the rebuttal is accurate! I remember when, while writing Valleywag, I IMed with Krucoff about a recent night on Ecstasy. Half an hour later I got an e-mail from Nick Denton advising me to pay more attention to my work and less to the drug-filled joys of my new life in San Francisco
Is striving for the high life in New York all it’s cracked up to be, or is it just that awful sound when there are three people left at a party, and when you shake the ice in the bottom of your empty highball glass it’s suddenly the loudest and most depressing sound in the world?— Sheila McClear also wins the Internet.
Some poor soul told me they avoided watching these clips Jared and I made. They thought each one was an hour long. Let me assure you we are far too lazy to shoot anything much longer than a pop song. In fact Jared wears very tiny earphones during our shoots so he doesn’t actually have to listen to me, and when he finishes hearing a pop song, we have to switch to the next sketch.
This is the last time I’m reblogging my Blank White Cards sketches, so remember to subscribe to the BWC blog.
“There Is No Such Thing As New Wave.”
Voice-over: Claude Bessey from the documentary “The Decline of Western Civilization” directed by Penelope Spheeris.
An ad on Gawker. I take back everything I said about the College Humor Virgin Mobile intern.
Jason Michaels is the Virgin Mobile summer intern.—
Man, I like College Humor and all, but having a sponsored job title at a comedy site is not the world’s best resume booster.
So my resume so far is “gossip blogger” and “dishwasher.” Fuck you too.
